February 2012
13 posts
Waking up and checking your Tumblr like its the morning paper.
Welcome to our society. You’ll be judged on what you wear, your taste in music, what you look like, and how you act. Enjoy your stay.
I hate it when I’m eating something crunchy and I can’t hear the TV anymore.
me: mom can i go to the mall?
mom: ask your father.
me: dad can i go to the mall?
dad: ask your mother.
awkward is my specialty
I think people should mind their own fucking business.
That moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like and idiot because you’re just so hilarious.
January 2012
119 posts
Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it’s better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
Those days where you spend the whole day on the computer.
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
A relationships is made for two, but some bitches don’t know how to count.
Life is full of fake people.
I hate texting people first. I feel awkward, annoying and unwanted.
If Tumblr and Facebook were school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me.
Going to McDonald’s for a salad is like going to a whore for a hug.
Making up a whole story in your head and hoping one day it will happen.
I hate those moment right before I go to sleep where I’m forced to think about all the things I try so hard to forget.
If you have hope, you have everything.
That awkward moment when you accidentally type your password into your user name box & hoping nobody saw it…
Adding “haha” to make the statement not so serious
The awkward moment when you’re looking for something and it was in your hand or right in front of you the whole time.
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I hate when a perfectly good song is ruined by a bad memory.
Respect your parents. They had to do their homework without Google.
There’s always that one person whom you think about every day.
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I don’t want a perfect relationship. I just want someone I can act silly with, someone who treats me right and loves being with me.
It’s bad manners to say “I love you”, with a mouth full of lies.
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